PseudoFaun @PseudoFaun@masto.anarch.cc

i wish these old shit diapered, brain damaged, living embalmed conservative talking heads would drop dead, just so people would SHUT THE FUCK UP about them already!

yes, they're insane and evil blah blah blah, im so sick of it, i dont care, the world is horrific and the exposure levels are too much.

hate internet. hate politics. making fun of right wing freaks doesn't help. it just reminds me of pain.

i have nature, and art to think about, i dont want my brain clouded with the hell on earth that humans created. i want to ignore it.

i dont want to be the angry misanthrope i was as a child. i dont want to go back to it,
but the thoughts just get darker, and darker.

i wish they would federally legalize marijuana already, cause any time i have to travel across state lines, i am basically going unmedicated.

my emotions turn to shit, i get nauseous, my head hurts, and i can't eat food without gagging.

it sucks to be dependant on something like that, but sucks worse when i can't have it at all.

"you can't join our worldwide superhero club, you're not even a nationalist caricature! people are gonna get confused!"

ONE HUNDRED BILLION MILLION THOUSAND POUNDS OF RAT MEAT BEING SOLD IN AMERICA

like my doot if you still listen to wouldn't Limp Pumpo be pumpular in 2023

(holy sjhit masto has audio support w/ album art??)

rude bible doodles (nsfw)

they put ppg in da bible!!! holy h*ck!!

Editors Correction:

The game being reviewed in this article is actually "The Next Tetris, Online Edition" and not "The New Tetris".

We apologize for any confusion this may have caused. Thank you and see you next issue!

trying to break the streak

Modern videogame graphics are too noisy and dense. They sacrifice artistic decisiveness and readability for realism, and honestly it's starting to get overboard.

It's a huge waste of artists time and resources to be making all these obtusely dense virtual spaces, with a million tiny details that are meaningless to gameplay, or even interfere with it.

we don't *need* a hundred different plant models, wind moving grasses, and volumetric light shafts to tell us that "we're in a forest".

I think detail and realism can be done fine and add a lot to some types of games, especially slower paced narrative focused ones, but action games need to cool it with the GPU cycles.

It's a game to play, it's not supposed to be reality, it's a virtual toy space.

Its also BORING AS FUCK!!!!!!
STYLE? VISION? PASSION?
FUCK IT, RECREATE REALITY.

ugly noisy mess.

The New Tetris (2000), is the most busted, ratchet tetris game out there.

with oblique 3d tetrominoes that lose their tiled appearance when dropped, and no grid, lining up blocks is like pulling teeth!

the game never gives you I blocks, less than fully random tetris like NES ver!! no holds either.

get yourself a gameboy, or pick up Tetrisphere for n64 if you want a "new" tetris experience; in other words, AVOID!!!

Great Soundtrack!!

2/5 Stars

- Faun Woods videogame reviewer

back in like 2010, nerdcore was its own subgenre of soundcloud weeaboos, nowadays every rapper got a song about their favourite anime.

wish i was normal, n functional, and had real passion and drive for anything at all;;;

anyways, highkey i love feet lol anarch.cc moment

performing super human feats of gaming, only to hit 68th on leaderboard, behind legendary gamers such as "flaming bag of crap"

this is just how i sincerely feel nowadays.

@punkygal90 oh, absolutely.

the extent of my gaming disease, truly horrifying.

2023 sadmode is OVER, faun activating MANICMODE ! !

but its not 2023 yet so im still Gaming.

dig up a vague tweet from EIGHT YEARS AGO to claim faun is gross;

disregard fauns entire art portfolio (actually problematic).