unless youre prepared to go to war on behalf of Seattle's Great Crow Satan - do not dress up as a caveman in Seattle.
you have been warned.
@exiliaex @KatSteelwing source link for those curious: https://www.audubon.org/magazine/march-april-2016/meet-bird-brainiacs-american-crow
(I've also since learned that Marzluff retired recently!)
this is the caveman mask the researchers wore. if this guy showed up in my neighborhood i'd be scared as shit too.