So I’m allergic to cats. But my roommates have this adorable black cat. I manage.

The problem is he loves me. Like so much. He thinks I’m his best friend. I sit down and he tries to get in my lap. I do chores and he’s purring and rubbing himself on my legs. This little guy is forcing me to spend dozens of dollars on allergy pills just cuz I don’t have the heart most of the time to shoo him off.