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I need to start meditating again… probably calisthenics too

Calling someone at the bar a shitgibbon cockwombler and he throws his glass on the ground and asks if I want to take this outside while his friends hold him back

We finally got a new oven! It doesn’t quite fit, but being able to bake things is so good!

Someone in Portland pls let me hang out tonight I got nothin to do

Does anyone want to hang out with me on NYE?

One of the things that the Elder Scrolls does well is that it integrates your character’s stats and abilities into their whole life in a way you don’t see more traditional RPGs. It’s seamless in a way that games like Final Fantasy and Dragon Age aren’t. When you feel powerful in ES combat you feel powerful as a person in the world. With many other games there’s a disconnect where you aren’t sure how your combat power of being able to do 2000 damage and kill a dragon actually applies in the world. It’s often unclear what you can actually *do.*

Earthians be like: casually knows the name of every animal but can’t even name more than ten Jovian satellites

THE THREE B’S TO AVOID IN A BOYFRIEND ARE BASSIST, BASSIST, BASSIST!

I love Bocchi the Rock

I guess I’ll have to start looking for a job again

Mastodon has made Willy Gilly too powerful they’re posting whole ass essays on my timeline I just wanna see their hot takes on the scene

Sometimes I worry that I’m part of the last generation to remember bug swarms so big and thick you needed to turn your windshield wipers and headlights on and go 10mph to get through them

guy who thinks alienation means getting anally probed

I miss QTs because I can’t be a nasty little bitch shittalking someone’s posts behind a locked account and that’s a real source of joy for me…

Work so slow someone is straight up taking a nap next to the line

Gonna play Vampire Survivors I am cozy and recovering

This show feels like a power fantasy for gun autists. “I know so much about military equipment that it makes me rich and gives me high social status and leverage”

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Cuz I didn’t want to download fifty gigs of tv episodes i signed up for a free trial of crunchyroll. I now watch Jormungand

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