*confused newly-converted calvinist voice* so when do i get to meet the tiger?
@exiliaex i just think it's funny that calvin and hobbes are named after two of my least favorite historical figures.
Seriously, John Calvin was a fucking theocratic fascist piece of filth who should be viewed with universal ambivalence. And Thomas Hobbes is an idiot for thinking it's possible for any species to be "inherently evil".
@b33rbashjawnson @exiliaex oh Calvinism is one of the most evil ideologies to ever exist.
"There is no free will, we are all puppets following God's will, and those of us God doesn't elect to save will burn in hell for eternity"
@b33rbashjawnson due to his work analyzing the state i, unfortunately do have to "hand it" to Thomas Hobbes
@b33rbashjawnson @exiliaex
Whatever Bx2. When was the last time you tried hugging a wasp, hmmmmm! 🤣
Inherently and wickedly evil.
Debate won!
@b33rbashjawnson @exiliaex idk, I've seen cats be absolute pos for no reason whatsoever, and don't get me started on dolphins
@exiliaex if you are one of the elect, you will meet the tiger as god wills it. if not, nothing you will ever do will let you meet the tiger and you will be eternally punished as a result.
@exiliaex no tigers for trans women 😿
it's the lady *or* the tiger
im embarrassed to admit how long i tried to make a hobbesian version of this joke before giving up