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i cooked a bunch for a bunch of people who came over yesterday and now my body doesnt want to move

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@eris a texas red chili, chicken sandwiches, portobello mushroom burgers, honey glazed brussel sprouts, garlic roasted potatoes and carrots

i also was trying to make a green bean casserole, but we didn't have cream of mushroom, so i tried to make my own, but i ended up just making a mushroom soup that couldn't be turned into a casserole easily.

@eris i also did not serve that soup i was disappointed in myself lmao

@exiliaex omg that sounds delicious! i could've made the cream of mushroom for you, im pretty good at it 💪 (the food, this isnt innuendo, to be clear lol)

@eris sticking "cream of mushroom" as innuendo in my back pocket, thanks for that

but anyways, you'll have to teach me sometime! i'd love to learn

@exiliaex I read this as "I cooked a bunch of people who came over yesterday" at first

@exiliaex Reminds me of when my mother-in-law made a complete Thanksgiving dinner for her partner's family on Wednesday and thought she was going to get up Thursday and do it all over again. My husband and I took over when she konked out. Her partner wasn't used to men in the kitchen and kept asking questions about if we knew what we were doing. When he asked if I'd washed my hands I said, "Of course, right before I wiped my ass!" 😆

@exiliaex They expected one of us in the wreckage, sister

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