5 years ago i would've said a law like this would've never gotten introduced. i was naive about the limits of conservative moral panic.
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"Egads, yikes. It's time to call animal control on this filthy degenerate sinner. They are playing this satanic game!"
Nah, but seriously, they would try.
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Next thing you know, they will introduce a law that bans children playing dungeons and dragons or one that arrests cis men for wearing pink button-up shirts at the office or something.
Maybe a law that bans polka dots?