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I, A Chicagoan, Was Reincarnated Into A Chinese Emperor's Court; But His Hotdogs Are Trash ! !

In My Second Life, I Will Use My Hotdog Making Skills to Escape The Bad Ending !

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shibaozi

@vriska@lizards.live i would unironically read the shit out of that

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@shibao world history and trade forever changed when i demand the emperor finds me celery salt and neon green pickle relish

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shibaozi

@vriska@lizards.live i've never had a chicago dog is it even that good

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@shibao @vriska as someone who hasn’t even been to Chicago a Chicago dog is my favorite wiener. The vegetables are really good together.

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@destroy @shibao elite taste

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r o w . ᚂ :labrys-catp-green:
@destroy @shibao @vriska chicago dogs are far and away the best way to eat a hot dog. second best is sauerkraut but it's a distant second.
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@vriska @shibao @rowb1t I believe an appropriately apportioned and bunned chili dog is nearly as good as a Chicago. You need a thick and glutenous bun and a real con carne no beans with onions and cilantro.

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r o w . ᚂ :labrys-catp-green:
@destroy @vriska @shibao chili is best eaten on its own :xf_texjak:
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@shibao @rowb1t @vriska not even with corn bread? Or tortillas?

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r o w . ᚂ :labrys-catp-green:
@destroy @shibao @vriska cornbread and corn tortillas are acceptable as long as you're dipping and not just stirring them in.
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@vriska @shibao @rowb1t tortilla I am scooping corn bread I am throwing a slice in the bowl and taking a spoonful of corn bread every couple bites of chili

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r o w . ᚂ :labrys-catp-green:
@destroy @vriska @shibao ahh but the cornbread is going to dissolve into the chili and that grainy texture ugh.
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@rowb1t @vriska @shibao sorry but my chili isn’t soup the corn bread is gonna sit on top and absorb the chili not the other way around

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r o w . ᚂ :labrys-catp-green:
@destroy the consistency is irrelevant, cornbread is crumbly and after a few bites you're gonna have crumbs all up in there.
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@rowb1t I mean yeah but that’s a small price to pay for the corn bread to soak up chili and beef juices. It’s not like I’m breaking it up and mixing it in like someone from Indiana with a bag of saltines

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r o w . ᚂ :labrys-catp-green:
@destroy ...fair.
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shibaozi

@destroy@masto.anarch.cc @rowb1t@social.xenofem.me @vriska@lizards.live i am hungry now

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