I, A Chicagoan, Was Reincarnated Into A Chinese Emperor's Court; But His Hotdogs Are Trash ! !

In My Second Life, I Will Use My Hotdog Making Skills to Escape The Bad Ending !

@vriska@lizards.live i would unironically read the shit out of that

@shibao world history and trade forever changed when i demand the emperor finds me celery salt and neon green pickle relish

@vriska@lizards.live i've never had a chicago dog is it even that good

@shibao @vriska as someone who hasn’t even been to Chicago a Chicago dog is my favorite wiener. The vegetables are really good together.

@destroy @shibao @vriska chicago dogs are far and away the best way to eat a hot dog. second best is sauerkraut but it's a distant second.

@vriska @shibao @rowb1t I believe an appropriately apportioned and bunned chili dog is nearly as good as a Chicago. You need a thick and glutenous bun and a real con carne no beans with onions and cilantro.

@destroy @vriska @shibao chili is best eaten on its own

@shibao @rowb1t @vriska not even with corn bread? Or tortillas?

@destroy @shibao @vriska cornbread and corn tortillas are acceptable as long as you're dipping and not just stirring them in.

@vriska @shibao @rowb1t tortilla I am scooping corn bread I am throwing a slice in the bowl and taking a spoonful of corn bread every couple bites of chili

@destroy @vriska @shibao ahh but the cornbread is going to dissolve into the chili and that grainy texture ugh.

@rowb1t @vriska @shibao sorry but my chili isn’t soup the corn bread is gonna sit on top and absorb the chili not the other way around