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@emmycelium

> I go to an all ages concert

> Ask the girl I’m flirting with if she’s 16 or straightedge

> she doesn’t understand

> I pull out an illustrated diagram showing all-ages girls are either 16 or straightedge

> she laughs and says “I’m a good girl, sexy”

> I meet her friends

> She’s 16

@exiliaex of course the only advantage my Russian friend has is that he can confirm what a Russian source is saying but it helps sort out the bullshit.

@emmycelium happened to me with emo rap back in like 2016 lol.

@exiliaex I’ve got a Russian friend and it seems like Prigozhin backed down. But it’s likely cuz he got Putin to do something he wanted. It’s also possible that Wagner seized nuclear warheads from Voronezh and that’s why Putin negotiated.

@nyx okay but what if they have those weird homestuck symbols in their bio?

@nyx the T.S. Friendship is here for Fleet Week after a successful expedition to the Californian Republic.

@sinistrist oh wow you’ll have to tell me all about it some time

@sinistrist is the lore of Bioncle that deep? i know there was a cartoon movie my little brother liked and the little guys had different elements and names

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