doe @exiliaex@masto.anarch.cc

we've apparently only seen what we think was a newborn LAST YEAR what the FUCK

wait WHAT — we've NEVER seen a great white shark give birth???

after 500 boosts and 750+ likes i think its time for me to mute this

dear mastodon, i know it goes against your ethos but you could really group notifs together, it wouldnt hurt.

@ElusiveConfection yeahhh i had a feeling itd be popular here, topical/minimal text/anti-amazon - its got all the right ingredients

fedi virality hits different

@kasperd i stole this post from someone on twitter - if this level of redaction was not real it's because they were lying about it. butttt since then, i've heard a less redacted version was released.

@maia this ad is literally a psychic attack against insecure guys omgggg

@bitboxer oh shit i didnt know a less redacted version had been released...

there's something especially funny about the way certain circles talk about which softwares or products they use - an infinite circle of boycotts

@nora SSRI-sona

shamelessly stealing this from a law professor on twitter

omg this page from the FTC vs Amazon complaint

@ai6yr another already????

every disaster that shakes the core of industrial-connectivity makes my brain go "death stranding"

civilization's role for vampirism has never been presented more clearly

watching "Bram Stoker's Dracula" and holy shit

this is also the first time ive heard of shotspotter - evil technology

this is a wild lil tool https://walzr.com/bop-spotter

@eri i've said the same (with some level of jest, as my lack of christianity prevents me from actually believing in the anti-christ)
but i genuinely don't think they're being fooled.