doe @exiliaex@masto.anarch.cc

@ZiaNitori what sort of things do you do to build lizard habitat~?

@ai6yr okay, i dont believe anything like a weather illuminati or in government weather machines creating hurricanes or anything... BUT, recently i was checking a doppler radar, and it was like... showing a front moving in from the western coast, and as it passed over my area, i noticed that *something* happened on the eastern side of the image, where, instead of the front continuing from west to east, there was this weird "droplet" like pattern of circles emerging outwards from a point... i have no idea what it was and i wish i got a recording of it when it happened.

@destroy i *was* just using one account, but the longer i used it the worse it got. i'm not above watching garbage - but god i cannot stand being trapped in a garbage spiral, where all i get recommended is *worse* and more popular garbage.

@destroy the difference between my Curated Algorithm... and my Evil Cursed Algorithm

@destroy same, i've been trying to curate one of my youtube accounts to Not Have The Worst Algorithm Recommendations and she's one that i'll always watch there, anything i get linked to from her is fine by me

@ai6yr oh yeah, if there's no weather illuminati then how come when i check the weather at night and then i check it again the next morning, sometimes it's different, hmm?

lindsay nikole thank u for yr videosssss

we've apparently only seen what we think was a newborn LAST YEAR what the FUCK

wait WHAT — we've NEVER seen a great white shark give birth???

after 500 boosts and 750+ likes i think its time for me to mute this

dear mastodon, i know it goes against your ethos but you could really group notifs together, it wouldnt hurt.

@ElusiveConfection yeahhh i had a feeling itd be popular here, topical/minimal text/anti-amazon - its got all the right ingredients

fedi virality hits different

@kasperd i stole this post from someone on twitter - if this level of redaction was not real it's because they were lying about it. butttt since then, i've heard a less redacted version was released.

@maia this ad is literally a psychic attack against insecure guys omgggg

@bitboxer oh shit i didnt know a less redacted version had been released...

there's something especially funny about the way certain circles talk about which softwares or products they use - an infinite circle of boycotts

@nora SSRI-sona

shamelessly stealing this from a law professor on twitter