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i've been listening to conservative """sermons""" so much these last couple days my mind is cracking

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8 hours for rest
8 hours for work
2 hours for commute
4 hours for housework
2 hours for what we will
3 hours of revenge bedtime procrastination

@eris i might word it slightly differently. but i think a lot of poly people know that not all friends (including fwb) are people you want to live with or whatever. some people that are fun, aren't reliable.

honestly, gotta respect the dedication to their humiliation kink

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christian street preachers be like "it's God's mission for me to get humiliated by 19 year olds for the rest of time"

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"I won't attend your event due to the lack of Covid protections."
-Sensible and reasonable but boring.

"A vow of solitude for the duration of the plague prevents my presence. Your careless congregations tempt fate and threaten the wellbeing of our bloodlines. My duty is to health and reason."
-Mysterious, heroic, epic.

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(day 4 of anarchist orcas and cetacean facts🐬)

Did you know …

Toothed whales have a special organ called a “melon”, located in front of the skull. It acts as a sound lens for echolocation. Beluga whales (delphinapterus leucas) have a particularly bulbous malleable melon.

@CupidsMolotov its not framing. i'm definitely partially responsible for the murder (of crows that hang out around my house)

i think my crow friends delivered me a lil bone fragment today.

i kept it in case i get more

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@julieofthespirits watch it the way the world experienced both in history; chronologically. Oppenheimer then Barbie.

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a stream of consciousness implies the existence of rivers, lakes, and oceans of consciousness

@ZiaNitori nothin i just dont wanna blow smoke up my own ass lmao

it was SO GOOD holy shit not to toot my own horn or nothin but it was so fuckin good. i was mixin n matchin ingredients from a couple different recipes because i didn't have everything from any singular one but i pulled it off and it was so yummy omg

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just ran into an evil dropdown on a church's website

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With one fell swoop, DeSantis has caused massive labor shortages for the agriculture and construction industries, alienated most non-Nazi organizations looking for places to hold conventions, and put an end to tourism from five states.

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I saw a comment yesterday, that it's a mistake to think in terms of a perfect ecological cycle, because it's not a closed loop -- hydrocarbons were continuously dropping out of the ecosystem, being deposited in the crust of the Earth, transforming into petroleum over time.

Combine that thought with the fact that we're technically in an ice age, that humans evolved in the coldest period of the planet's history.

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